Mallu Special

Kerala Polytricks by Pinarai

Pinarai Vijayan, The real winner...
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TO REALISE THIS..ASK THAT...

To realize The value of a sister
Ask someone Who doesn't have one.

To realize The value of ten years:
Ask a newly Divorced couple.

To realize The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize The value of one year:
Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

To realize The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize The value of one minute:
Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize The value of one-second:
Ask a person Who has survived an accident...

To! Realize The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.

Peace love and prosperity to all !!!

What the Softer-Half Thinks...

It's a Woman's Point of View( Dream writer hereby posts his disclaimer!)

Great Contributor : jomcy_toney@yahoo.com

Men Are Hard To Be Pleased
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROBLESOME ;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ;
If he HURTS u, u ar e too ! SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

Thank you Jomcy !

Writer's Corner: Joshy's Unholy Wounds

Joshy's Second Unholy Wound

Joshy was jobless and he entrusted Mathews to search out for the vacancies.
One day on a fine sunday morning, Joshy gets an SMS message from Mathews, " Please Send UR Photo by E-mail. U know, It's Urgent!"

Joshy hired an auto(the nearest internet cafe is a pretty 50 Kms from his metropolitan city)and dashed to the cafe.

joshy typed the message fast, attached his photo and about to send the mail to Mathews; suddenly he got another message from mathews, " U fool,send ur photo fast, we are playing a game of rummy, and we need a joker urgently !!Ur photo will be the best.."


Joshy was red with anger..His BP and Body temp boiled.. and look left to see what happened to the mouse he was using...!





Joshy's first Unholy Wound

What a Delay !

His grandma, Agnes, told Joshi that when she was 20 years old, she had planned to elope with her boy friend. But the plan failed because she didn't get any message from her boyfriend (regarding running away), on the previous night of her original marriage arranged by her father.

60 years have passed and she is 80 now.
Today is her birth day(12/06/2006) and she got an SMS message.
It read thus:
"My dearest Agnes, everything is arranged. Come down to railway crossing at 11p.m.sharp. we will runaway and get married soon. Yours loving Prem !"
Sender : Premraj, +9109446866190.
Sent on: 12/06/1946, 10p.m.

And there was an additional message from BSNL:

" Sorry for the Delay !!!"

The Week-end Bouncer

Expect a fantastic bouncer towards every week-end.
Dream writer interviewed....

LORD OF THE SARS VIRUS
By Saji Mathew

I’m a deadly virus. Now I’m in my cocoon stage. Destiny is my father and nature is my mother. My genes will be unique and I will be the latest of its kind, the nature has ever produced, including you, the ‘Homo- sapiens’. In a special way, as it happened to be, you are the primary the cause of my origin.

As you know, an unbreakable law, the nature’s law, binds the good earth and all its flora and fauna. It is very simple and based on the ‘live and let live’ principle - If the number of a particular species rapidly increases, there will emerge another species or some catastrophic events that will cross-check it. It is as simple and as firm as that.

As I said earlier, you are the main reason behind my origin. You are a species awarded capital punishment by the nature’s court of eco-balance and I’m the one detailed to march you out to the gallows. I will briefly read the death warrant and the fall of your great empire.

My mother, the nature has told me about your sagas. When the homo-sapiens were born from the advanced ‘Hom- inidae’ anthropoids, the Mother Nature was very much thrilled. She was proudly watching you with ecstasy, as you were gradually becoming the leader of all species moving on earth and sky.

Then you became much stronger with metallurgy and many other modern technologies. And you have slowly forgotten the ‘live and let live’ principle. You have annihilated many species from the nature’s cycle. And your population has grown beyond the saturated point, ‘nature-marked’ for a particular species.




Then you started to destroy the Mother Nature, herself with all sorts of dangerous chemical and nuclear pollutions and poisons. This you did, not for your basic needs but for your sky-high pleasures and abusive funs, and also to quench your quarrelsome nature.

You have thus abused the freedom and advantage liberally granted to you and unwittingly destroyed the peace and balance of Mother Nature. You have now become the most cruel and immoral of all creatures in the world. You have become diabolical and now, are a great danger to the existence of our good earth herself.

And I have been created to devour you. The SARS, Cancer and AIDS virus that you fear now is not even qualified to un-buckle my sandals! They are but meager messengers to pave way for my great coming. I will be many billions fold more powerful than those killer and horrific viruses.

Your test tubes, scanners or computer data will never detect me because I am born to be your predator! Your antibodies will be but good food for me.




As war mongering and as strong-headed as you are and before you kill yourself and the whole earth with your nuclear and chemical-weapon stockpiles, I will grow out from my cocoon and devour you!!

From each of my breath, millions of my clones will come out and each patient will puff out billions of my replicas or progenies. As polluted and as vulnerable as you are, your so called global village will, then, be engulfed by my deadly epidemic within no time. You will die like flies without any time to react.

Your advanced medical researches are but child’s toys in front of me. Onlookers will, then, laugh at your computers and space technologies after your terrible doom.

I pity you, man! You have got an erect figure, free hands and a developed brain. You could have made this earth, a heaven!! You could have been just, a little more friendly and cooperative with nature. You should have controlled your spreading population, cruelty to the animal-world and world-wide pollution. Alas! you have messed it up! and now you are doomed!!


So as I tune you to my whimsy, I challenge, catch me, if you can!!

As for a last wish, if you so request, here is my advice: cut your spreading branches of population, hatred and environmental pollutions as quick as possible before I come and cut you from the root. Remember, time is running away fast!!!


…End…

News..Views...News..Views...News..Views...News..

Banner News Clips : Illuminative,Important and Interesting!!!
Dear Blogizens, feel free to air your comments.

The University of Chicago Scientist said that lonliness in people over 50, greatly increases their chance of blood pressure and other related diseases. So they may either peacefully stay with their families or go for remarriage !!

1.5 million local council workers went on a full day strike in England yesterday protesting against pension policies.

Avian bird flu virus or its progeny may possibly attack humanbeing,one day, causing men die like chicks;opined a UN medical advisor.

Afghan convert case(The Muslim who has converted to Christianity and facing trial)Please put your comments here.

Earth quake(5.5)hits southern Japan,luckily no casualties.

Bomb defused in Thailand where elections will be held shortly(after six days).

Yellow rain causes havoc at Vdakkanchery in Kerala. side effects of industrial pollution!..What next?

German Scientists made breakthrough in stem cell research. Better scope for medical treatment & cloning...

French walkout protesting on a speech in English.. Linguistic egoism, will it do any benefit in the presentage global village?

Sonia resigned from Parliament and NAC, taking BJP by surprise. What about other 46 MPs who share offices of profit ?

A chinese teenager whose face has been burnt beyond recognition and was left with no nose and one eye, got her beautiful face back by german plastic surgeons.Wonderful!!

The Aldabra Giant, a tortoise at Kolkata Zoo died yesterday at the age of 260 years.

India's first double stack container trains started their inaugural journey flagged off by Laloo. Double decker trains at last !!!


American Armyman,the Abu Gharaib jail dog handler,gets six months jail term for torturing prisoners.. At last, some justice !