Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Monday, April 24, 2006
Type of Girls
~*~Type Of Girls~*~
HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS:
she forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS:
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible thing look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall
her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will
lose everything...
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TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
*INDIAN ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You worship them.
* PAKISTAN ECONOMICS*
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
Britain for warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
France for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world
*AMERICAN ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
* FRENCH ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
*GERMAN ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
*BRITISH ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
They are both mad.
HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS:
she forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS:
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible thing look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall
her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will
lose everything...
******************************************************************
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
*INDIAN ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You worship them.
* PAKISTAN ECONOMICS*
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
Britain for warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
France for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world
*AMERICAN ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
* FRENCH ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
*GERMAN ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
*BRITISH ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
They are both mad.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
E-Mails Customized 4 U
Dear friends,
when my friend Mary got married, I send the attached sonnet to her;ofcourse Sam is her husband.
you can use this sonnet when u get wedding cards from ur beloved friends;ofcourse updating the names in the sonnet.
MARY- SAM SONNET
"A fakir-bird from yonder hills,
Cooed thus a lunatic equation,
You may take it less costly bills,
And may practice in a comfort fashion.
Take two ounce of cupid’s arrow-powder,
Collect four feathers of a lovebird,
Burn the feathers and mix with arrow-powder,
Take some water where moon reflects like curd!
Mix all well, humming a love duet.
And make thus fast, two golden tablet
One for Mary, one for Sam!
Swallow it whispering ‘Mary Sam’.
Love energy thus formed is E=MSsquare
Hey, Enjoy, Mary into Sam square!!! "
…Shubham…
Here,the sky is blue and the rose is read; if you want the same there also, then send/forward all that good mails to me !!
When U feel like scratching your head,
When U feel like hitting somebody,
When U feel like yelling at someone,
When U feel like escaping a bore/snob,
When U feel like shouting,"Oh!my god,what a hell!"
When U feel like taking a short break,
When U feel like smashing your telephone set,
When U feel like punching ur boss...
Visit my wonderful blogsite : http://readersmeet.blogspot.com
When U finished going through my site...
Then U will feel like ur dream comes true,
Then U will feel like getting a date with ur girl/boy friend,
Then U will feel like shouting life is wonderful
Then U will feel like winning a lottery,
Then U will feel like all ur guns are firing,
and lastly Then U will feel like even...
sending a flying kiss to ur nasty boss!!!
Bye, have a nice day...
Saji writer, the least.
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Look at These Pictures !!!
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Even water-melons aren't spared!!!
when my friend Mary got married, I send the attached sonnet to her;ofcourse Sam is her husband.
you can use this sonnet when u get wedding cards from ur beloved friends;ofcourse updating the names in the sonnet.
MARY- SAM SONNET
"A fakir-bird from yonder hills,
Cooed thus a lunatic equation,
You may take it less costly bills,
And may practice in a comfort fashion.
Take two ounce of cupid’s arrow-powder,
Collect four feathers of a lovebird,
Burn the feathers and mix with arrow-powder,
Take some water where moon reflects like curd!
Mix all well, humming a love duet.
And make thus fast, two golden tablet
One for Mary, one for Sam!
Swallow it whispering ‘Mary Sam’.
Love energy thus formed is E=MSsquare
Hey, Enjoy, Mary into Sam square!!! "
…Shubham…
Here,the sky is blue and the rose is read; if you want the same there also, then send/forward all that good mails to me !!
When U feel like scratching your head,
When U feel like hitting somebody,
When U feel like yelling at someone,
When U feel like escaping a bore/snob,
When U feel like shouting,"Oh!my god,what a hell!"
When U feel like taking a short break,
When U feel like smashing your telephone set,
When U feel like punching ur boss...
Visit my wonderful blogsite : http://readersmeet.blogspot.com
When U finished going through my site...
Then U will feel like ur dream comes true,
Then U will feel like getting a date with ur girl/boy friend,
Then U will feel like shouting life is wonderful
Then U will feel like winning a lottery,
Then U will feel like all ur guns are firing,
and lastly Then U will feel like even...
sending a flying kiss to ur nasty boss!!!
Bye, have a nice day...
Saji writer, the least.
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Look at These Pictures !!!
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Even water-melons aren't spared!!!
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
E-Mails Customised
TO REALISE THIS..ASK THAT...
To realize The value of a sister
Ask someone Who doesn't have one.
To realize The value of ten years:
Ask a newly Divorced couple.
To realize The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize The value of one year:
Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.
To realize The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
To realize The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.
To realize The value of one minute:
Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize The value of one-second:
Ask a person Who has survived an accident...
To! Realize The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics
Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.
Peace love and prosperity to all !!!
Sunday, April 02, 2006
What the Softer-Half Thinks...
It's a Woman's Point of View( Dream writer hereby posts his disclaimer!)
Great Contributor : jomcy_toney@yahoo.com
Men Are Hard To Be Pleased
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROBLESOME ;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ;
If he HURTS u, u ar e too ! SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
Thank you Jomcy !
Great Contributor : jomcy_toney@yahoo.com
Men Are Hard To Be Pleased
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROBLESOME ;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ;
If he HURTS u, u ar e too ! SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
Thank you Jomcy !
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