Some Fun GK on SEX (for Matured Persons Only)

Curious GK on sex!

~ As soon as Viagra became available, operators of Nevada brothels reported that business "shot up" about 20%.

~ According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.

~ Eating the heart of a male Partridge was the cure for impotence in ancient Babylon.

~ "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

~ A Dork is a whale's penis. And it's no ordinary penis. The whales, as you might
imagine, have the world's largest penises. The blue whale is the champ, with a
ten-foot long member that is one foot in diameter.

Curious GK on sex!

~ In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins
were restricted from contact with them.

~ The shovel-shaped penis of the dragonfly scoops out the sperm of other suitors.

~ Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a
friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had
an orgasm.

~ Porpoises enjoy group sex.

~ Men are six times more likely than women to peruse sexually explicit material on
the Internet.

~ Wild animals, as a rule, don't get Venereal Disease, although otters can get herpes.

~ The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

~ The sperm of a mouse is longer than the sperm of an elephant.

~ 14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least
once.

~ Koalas, iguanas, and Komodo Dragons all have forked penises (split in two).

~ According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size
is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.

~ The rhinoceros penis is two feet long.

~ "Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

~ Hamsters can have sex seventy-five times a day.

~ Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over
2000 couples at any given moment.

Curious GK on sex!

~ Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.

~ The Egyptian 'Ankh' is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex
organs.

~ It was during the Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as
wearing a skirt.

~ 30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their
spouse or boyfriends.

~ Mosquitoes, which mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds.

~ Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than
those with only a Bachelor's degree.

~ Fellatio ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men.

~ Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in
the USA and Canada.

~ Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to
door, by women.

~ More Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month (must be all
those weddings and prom nights).

~ A man's penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual
excitement like when his favorite football team scores a touchdown, etc.

~ Wyoming's Grand Tetons mountain range literally means "Big Tits".

~ In the original Grimm fairly tale of 'Sleeping Beauty', the Prince rapes her
while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up.

~ The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to
exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece.

~ White women and those women with a college degree, when asked said they were
more receptive to anal sex than women without college educations.

~ The word avocado comes from the Spanish word aguacate which is derived from
the Aztec word ahuacati which means testicle.

~ The first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They
were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused.

~ Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of
oral sex than high school dropouts. (Amazing what one learns in college).

~ About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

.~ 14% of males said that they did not enjoy sex the first time. 60% of women say
they did not enjoy sex their first time.

Curious GK on sex!

.~ Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

~ Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex
(giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.

~ A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

~ In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden
death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection.

~ The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male
uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.

~ A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion
sperm, in his lifetime.

GK on sex!

~ The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered
demeaning for the cultured to do so.

~ The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were
Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

~ Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

~ Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

~ For every 'normal' web page, there are five porn pages.

~ The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days,
when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination
of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to
replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command
of the King" passed into everyday language.

~ A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew
and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course,
you played 'pig-tipping'.

~ The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse
is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000
years old.

~ A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex
once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.

~ A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to
remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with
a few different partners before settling down to marry.

~ During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanently lose
his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company
went as far as to sell the elites "jazz proof" furniture.

~ All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the
same as the genes of a chimpanzee.

~ "Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."

~ Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love
they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and
skin smooth.

~ Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin
rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes
your skin glow.

~ Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up (if you use a condom). It stretches
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

~ Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream,
producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

~ The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body
gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex
perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

~ Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.

~ Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash
food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing
plaque build-up.

~ Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension
that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

~ A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can
help combat asthma and hay fever.

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