Merry Christmas

Rejoice ye mankind...God Almighty and his son Jesus care about you!!!

Type of Girls

~*~Type Of Girls~*~
HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER

RAM GIRLS:
she forget about you, the moment turn her off


WINDOW GIRLS:
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun


INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access

SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.


MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible thing look beautiful


CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall
her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will
lose everything...

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TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS*

You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

*INDIAN ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You worship them.

* PAKISTAN ECONOMICS*
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
Britain for warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
France for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world

*AMERICAN ECONOMICS*
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

* FRENCH ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

*GERMAN ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

*BRITISH ECONOMICS *
You have two cows.
They are both mad.

E-Mails Customized 4 U

Dear friends,

when my friend Mary got married, I send the attached sonnet to her;ofcourse Sam is her husband.

you can use this sonnet when u get wedding cards from ur beloved friends;ofcourse updating the names in the sonnet.


MARY- SAM SONNET


"A fakir-bird from yonder hills,
Cooed thus a lunatic equation,
You may take it less costly bills,
And may practice in a comfort fashion.

Take two ounce of cupid’s arrow-powder,
Collect four feathers of a lovebird,
Burn the feathers and mix with arrow-powder,
Take some water where moon reflects like curd!

Mix all well, humming a love duet.
And make thus fast, two golden tablet
One for Mary, one for Sam!
Swallow it whispering ‘Mary Sam’.

Love energy thus formed is E=MSsquare
Hey, Enjoy, Mary into Sam square!!! "

…Shubham…


Here,the sky is blue and the rose is read; if you want the same there also, then send/forward all that good mails to me !!

When U feel like scratching your head,
When U feel like hitting somebody,
When U feel like yelling at someone,
When U feel like escaping a bore/snob,
When U feel like shouting,"Oh!my god,what a hell!"
When U feel like taking a short break,
When U feel like smashing your telephone set,
When U feel like punching ur boss...

Visit my wonderful blogsite : http://readersmeet.blogspot.com
When U finished going through my site...

Then U will feel like ur dream comes true,
Then U will feel like getting a date with ur girl/boy friend,
Then U will feel like shouting life is wonderful
Then U will feel like winning a lottery,
Then U will feel like all ur guns are firing,
and lastly Then U will feel like even...
sending a flying kiss to ur nasty boss!!!

Bye, have a nice day...

Saji writer, the least.

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Even water-melons aren't spared!!!

Mallu Special

Kerala Polytricks by Pinarai

Pinarai Vijayan, The real winner...
What's ahead?

E-Mails Customised

TO REALISE THIS..ASK THAT...

To realize The value of a sister
Ask someone Who doesn't have one.

To realize The value of ten years:
Ask a newly Divorced couple.

To realize The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize The value of one year:
Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

To realize The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize The value of one minute:
Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize The value of one-second:
Ask a person Who has survived an accident...

To! Realize The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.

Peace love and prosperity to all !!!

What the Softer-Half Thinks...

It's a Woman's Point of View( Dream writer hereby posts his disclaimer!)

Great Contributor : jomcy_toney@yahoo.com

Men Are Hard To Be Pleased
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROBLESOME ;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ;
If he HURTS u, u ar e too ! SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

Thank you Jomcy !

Writer's Corner: Joshy's Unholy Wounds

Joshy's Second Unholy Wound

Joshy was jobless and he entrusted Mathews to search out for the vacancies.
One day on a fine sunday morning, Joshy gets an SMS message from Mathews, " Please Send UR Photo by E-mail. U know, It's Urgent!"

Joshy hired an auto(the nearest internet cafe is a pretty 50 Kms from his metropolitan city)and dashed to the cafe.

joshy typed the message fast, attached his photo and about to send the mail to Mathews; suddenly he got another message from mathews, " U fool,send ur photo fast, we are playing a game of rummy, and we need a joker urgently !!Ur photo will be the best.."


Joshy was red with anger..His BP and Body temp boiled.. and look left to see what happened to the mouse he was using...!





Joshy's first Unholy Wound

What a Delay !

His grandma, Agnes, told Joshi that when she was 20 years old, she had planned to elope with her boy friend. But the plan failed because she didn't get any message from her boyfriend (regarding running away), on the previous night of her original marriage arranged by her father.

60 years have passed and she is 80 now.
Today is her birth day(12/06/2006) and she got an SMS message.
It read thus:
"My dearest Agnes, everything is arranged. Come down to railway crossing at 11p.m.sharp. we will runaway and get married soon. Yours loving Prem !"
Sender : Premraj, +9109446866190.
Sent on: 12/06/1946, 10p.m.

And there was an additional message from BSNL:

" Sorry for the Delay !!!"

The Week-end Bouncer

Expect a fantastic bouncer towards every week-end.
Dream writer interviewed....

LORD OF THE SARS VIRUS
By Saji Mathew

I’m a deadly virus. Now I’m in my cocoon stage. Destiny is my father and nature is my mother. My genes will be unique and I will be the latest of its kind, the nature has ever produced, including you, the ‘Homo- sapiens’. In a special way, as it happened to be, you are the primary the cause of my origin.

As you know, an unbreakable law, the nature’s law, binds the good earth and all its flora and fauna. It is very simple and based on the ‘live and let live’ principle - If the number of a particular species rapidly increases, there will emerge another species or some catastrophic events that will cross-check it. It is as simple and as firm as that.

As I said earlier, you are the main reason behind my origin. You are a species awarded capital punishment by the nature’s court of eco-balance and I’m the one detailed to march you out to the gallows. I will briefly read the death warrant and the fall of your great empire.

My mother, the nature has told me about your sagas. When the homo-sapiens were born from the advanced ‘Hom- inidae’ anthropoids, the Mother Nature was very much thrilled. She was proudly watching you with ecstasy, as you were gradually becoming the leader of all species moving on earth and sky.

Then you became much stronger with metallurgy and many other modern technologies. And you have slowly forgotten the ‘live and let live’ principle. You have annihilated many species from the nature’s cycle. And your population has grown beyond the saturated point, ‘nature-marked’ for a particular species.




Then you started to destroy the Mother Nature, herself with all sorts of dangerous chemical and nuclear pollutions and poisons. This you did, not for your basic needs but for your sky-high pleasures and abusive funs, and also to quench your quarrelsome nature.

You have thus abused the freedom and advantage liberally granted to you and unwittingly destroyed the peace and balance of Mother Nature. You have now become the most cruel and immoral of all creatures in the world. You have become diabolical and now, are a great danger to the existence of our good earth herself.

And I have been created to devour you. The SARS, Cancer and AIDS virus that you fear now is not even qualified to un-buckle my sandals! They are but meager messengers to pave way for my great coming. I will be many billions fold more powerful than those killer and horrific viruses.

Your test tubes, scanners or computer data will never detect me because I am born to be your predator! Your antibodies will be but good food for me.




As war mongering and as strong-headed as you are and before you kill yourself and the whole earth with your nuclear and chemical-weapon stockpiles, I will grow out from my cocoon and devour you!!

From each of my breath, millions of my clones will come out and each patient will puff out billions of my replicas or progenies. As polluted and as vulnerable as you are, your so called global village will, then, be engulfed by my deadly epidemic within no time. You will die like flies without any time to react.

Your advanced medical researches are but child’s toys in front of me. Onlookers will, then, laugh at your computers and space technologies after your terrible doom.

I pity you, man! You have got an erect figure, free hands and a developed brain. You could have made this earth, a heaven!! You could have been just, a little more friendly and cooperative with nature. You should have controlled your spreading population, cruelty to the animal-world and world-wide pollution. Alas! you have messed it up! and now you are doomed!!


So as I tune you to my whimsy, I challenge, catch me, if you can!!

As for a last wish, if you so request, here is my advice: cut your spreading branches of population, hatred and environmental pollutions as quick as possible before I come and cut you from the root. Remember, time is running away fast!!!


…End…