Sunday, April 02, 2006

Writer's Corner: Joshy's Unholy Wounds

Joshy's Second Unholy Wound

Joshy was jobless and he entrusted Mathews to search out for the vacancies.
One day on a fine sunday morning, Joshy gets an SMS message from Mathews, " Please Send UR Photo by E-mail. U know, It's Urgent!"

Joshy hired an auto(the nearest internet cafe is a pretty 50 Kms from his metropolitan city)and dashed to the cafe.

joshy typed the message fast, attached his photo and about to send the mail to Mathews; suddenly he got another message from mathews, " U fool,send ur photo fast, we are playing a game of rummy, and we need a joker urgently !!Ur photo will be the best.."


Joshy was red with anger..His BP and Body temp boiled.. and look left to see what happened to the mouse he was using...!





Joshy's first Unholy Wound

What a Delay !

His grandma, Agnes, told Joshi that when she was 20 years old, she had planned to elope with her boy friend. But the plan failed because she didn't get any message from her boyfriend (regarding running away), on the previous night of her original marriage arranged by her father.

60 years have passed and she is 80 now.
Today is her birth day(12/06/2006) and she got an SMS message.
It read thus:
"My dearest Agnes, everything is arranged. Come down to railway crossing at 11p.m.sharp. we will runaway and get married soon. Yours loving Prem !"
Sender : Premraj, +9109446866190.
Sent on: 12/06/1946, 10p.m.

And there was an additional message from BSNL:

" Sorry for the Delay !!!"

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